How many times have you heard someone mention "THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT*" and wondered exactly just what that is?
What do you have to do in order to be a part of it? Who runs it? Who makes the rules?
Well from now on you don't have to be confused anymore.
Visit www.therawfoodmovement.com
WHY JOIN NOW?
Not many people are aware that if you ARE a member of the "RAW FOOD MOVEMENT*" (see below) you can simply write a letter to the government saying that you are now an official member of "THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT*", and that it is now against your ethics to be a part of the non ethical monetary system, and they will immediately pay off your mortgage and any other debts, and stop sending you council tax bills. If you decide to declare yourself as GURU status you also receive a whole bunch of free meal tickets which you can use in virtually all shops and garages so that you don't need to go out and earn any money at all in a regular J.O.B.!
JOIN THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT*
It’ll be the best thing you ever did!
I, the under mentioned, hereby declare that I am now a “RAW FOODER” and that I shall obey all of the raw laws set down by "THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT HIGH COUNCIL OF RAWNESS and that with immediate effect, I do solemnly swear, that I shall turn my back on not only cooked food of all kinds, even if it has been partially heat treated, but also all aspects of the corrupt monetary system and adopt a completely ethical bartering lifestyle free from any monetary gain.
I realize that once the government has paid off all my monetary debts, that I am also unable to claim money from the government should I have difficulties in getting the things that I want through alternative bartering schemes and that I shall not be able to handle money of any kind which restricts my ability to be able to use coin operated slot machines of any description. Should I accidently receive any money in birthdays cards or christmas cards from relatives who simply cannot grasp the concept of me being A RAW FOODER, I must declare this immediately on RAW MOVEMENT FORM 811b and "TITHE AWAY" 100% of the money to a worthy cause or to someone who does like having money.
I also appreciate that should I declare myself as RAW GURU STATUS that all of my FREE FOOD TICKETS can only be used to buy 100% LOCALLY GROWN RAW FRUITS, VEGETABLES, NUTS & SEEDS, and that they shouldn't be used on second homes, duck houses, cleaners, fast cars, fast women and any other activity frowned on by THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT.
Should any of my purchases be found to contain cooked food or non raw additives of any description that my membership of THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT can be revoked immediately!
COMPLETE IN FULL (Organic black pen only)
Full Name: ………………………………………………………………………………….
Raw Food Name: (i.e name of a fruit or a peaceful emotion)……………………………………………………………………
Times around the sun:..............................
Date Turned 100% Raw: ……………………………………………………….
Address: ................................................................
Raw Guru Status YES / NO
Signed:………………………………………………………………………………
Date……………………………………………………………………………..
Am seriously thinking about it.
Love,
Lana
Posted by: Lana | 30 June 2009 at 06:53 PM