Well done for deciding to take control of your own health by taking The RAW HUMOUR Vitamin L12 Deficiency Test.
Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome is a cronic disease that creeps up on you very silently and can leave you with one or any combination of pretty nasty symptoms including:
- Irritability
- Stress like symptoms
- No sense of humour
- Increased susceptability to disease
- Slow healing rate
- Increased desire to cause conflict in online chatrooms!
RAW HUMOUR VITAMIN L12 DEFICIENCY TEST
How to take the test: Make sure you are dressed in comfortable clothes and are sitting in a relaxed setting with your shoes and socks off.
Now answer the following questions as honestly as you can according to how they relate to you:
Question 1: When your alarm clock goes off in the morning do you....
A) Jump out of bed, do some exercises and shout yes what a wonderful life I am living! or
B) Hit the snooze button a few times, creek out of bed, shower and O.D. on coffee or Red Bull high energy drink? or
C) Not hear your alarm clock, get woken up by a cold flying bit of toast thrown from an angry partner, then sink into depression about having to go into the same old crappy job that gives you no sense of satisfaction what so ever?
Question 2: Before leaving the house for work do you........
A) Smile at those you love, listen to what they were going to do that day and really appreciate everything that you have? or
B) Give a quick wave at the door, shout see ya later, blow a kiss and shut the door not noticing slight signs of concern in those around you? or
C) Run around trying to find everything, get angry at anyone who gets in your way, criticise everyone for doing something wrong or moving things, then run out and slam the door swearing under your breath?
Question 3: Whilst driving to work someone cuts you up at a junction...do you........
A) Bip your horn to make them aware of your presence. Take the necessary breaking action. Take a deep breath. Wag your finger whilst smiling sternly at the driver at fault happy in the knowledge that you didn't collide...or
B) Give a long blast of your horn, slam on the anchors and begin swearing under your breath whilst shaking your fist at the plonker concerned? or
C) Accelerate after the p***k who nearly killed you whilst continually punching the horn, swearing out the window whilst swinging a base ball bat menacingly through the windscreen?
Question 4: After a typical day at work do you finish.........
A) ...With a big smile on your face, full of self confidence with a sense of achievement with enough energy to go and do something else with your family....or
B) ...Glad that its over, secretly thinking there has to be another job out there that would make you happier? or
C) Feeling low, hacked off and just able to get in the front door before collapsing on the settee for the night feeling really depressed and stressed?
Question 5: When you visit your favourite online community. Do you...
A) Post a lovely blog about how lucky and happy you are and say hi to all your friends?
B) Struggle to think of something exciting you've done, and then tell all your friends what a terrible day you've had looking for positive feedback?
C) Seek out the most controversial thread you can find and then launch into an all out attack on anyone who eats, thinks or says anything differently than you?
Check back regularly to monitor your Vitamin L12 levels and to check for additional questions...
Scroll down to see your results so far....
RESULTS:
MOSTLY A's - If you answered mainly A's then your Vitamin L12 levels are in a good state and you are obviously taking care of yourself emotionally and physically.
MOSTLY B's - If you answered mostly B's then your Vitamin L12 levels are beginning to drop. Your life is not quite how you want it and the cracks are beginning to appear. It might be that some aspect of your health needs your attention right now!
MOSTLY C's - Your Vitamin L12 levels are dangerously low, you are no doubt feeling unhappy and you must be tough to live with. You could do with making some serious lifestyle changes. The stress you are under is having a very real negative impact on your health and if you don't make some changes now then things could begin to get a lot worse very soon.
