HAS YOUR HEALTH BEEN AFFECTED OR PUT AT RISK AS A DIRECT RESULT OF SOME DODGY DIETARY HEALTH INFORMATION?
IF IT HAS THEN DIET LAWYERS 4 U MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU COMPENSATION!
DIET LAWYERS 4 U are not bothered about which health guru you have listened to, or if you have blindly followed the advice of others without thinking about it, or whether you have investigated something before trying it yourself. All they are concerned about is making you money and getting you compensated!
TESTIMONIALS
Here are some genuine stories of how DIET LAWYERS 4 U have helped people around the world after receiving dodgy health information!
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Mr G. Ullible of California, read that taking kelp, ginseng, ashwaganda, chlorella, zeolites, fulvic acid, nascent iodine, reishi mushroom, sea salt, vitamin C, magnesium (chlorophyll), selenium (brazil nuts), coconut butter, Megahydrate, and Crystal Energy would protect his thyroid and make him immune to radiation after a nuclear reactor disaster.
After recieving extensive third degree burns all over his naked body DIET LAWYERS 4 U were able to get him $30,000 compensation!
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Mr A. Numpty of Surrey, read in a certain raw food book that hemp oil was good for you. Upon drinking three whole bottles of the stuff he suffered sever stomach pains and had to be rushed to hospital. DIET LAWYERS 4 U were able to get him £4000 compensation!
DIET LAWYERS 4 U was set up to remove the need for anyone to take any responsibilty for their own health what so ever. Just leave everything to our 100% raw lawyers.
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Mrs Lardass from Edinburgh was told that agave nectar was the perfect raw replacement for sugar and that she could eat as much of it as she liked because it was a superfood. A few months later all of her teeth became rotten and she became diabetic.
DIET LAWYERS 4 U were able to get her £7,000 compensation.
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What DIET LAWYERS 4 U means is that if you follow any advice given by others assuming that it is the truth and that it will work for you and it doesn't, you can simply blame others for it and still get compensation. Your decision to follow daft advice will not affect your ability to claim or your comsumer rights at all.
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Irene Knowitall from Cornwall was at a raw food lecture and was told by a leading raw food guru that taking supplements was completely unecessary. After three years of eating nothing but tomatos, poor quality fruit and nuts she began to suffer from all sorts of health problems.
DIET LAWYERS 4 U were able to get her £10,000 compensation
Our raw lawyers are all 100% raw so that prooves that they are completely ethical and can be trusted 100%, and because all of our raw lawyers are 100% raw you'll get 100% of your compensation.
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Irene Sponsible from Dorchester, drank so many green smoothies after hearing that they were healthy for you, that she became so alkalized she fell asleep at the wheel of her car and crashed into a fish and chip shop. After being cut out of the wreckage she ate a bag of chips which ruined her 100% raw diet. DIET LAWYERS 4 U were able to get her £15,000 compensation for the crashed car and an additional £5,000 compensation for having her raw diet spoilt by cooked chips.
REMEMBER YOU MUST BE LAME TO MAKE A CLAIM!
DIET LAWYERS4U is regulated by THE RAW FOOD MOVEMENT, part of THE RAW HUMOUR GROUP in respect of regulated claims management activities; its registration is recorded on the website http://www.rawhumour.com Authorisation number : RAW114
We comply with the Raw Solicitors Code of Conduct 2007, published by the Raw Solicitors Regulation Authority which of course means that you can trust us because we have certificates hanging on our walls and everything. Any solicitor we refer you to is 100% raw and an independent professional, from whom you will receive impartial and confidential raw advice. You are free to choose another raw solicitor. The point of DIET LAWYERS 4 U is to highlight the need for everyone to take responsibilty for all the decisions they make regarding their health, and not to follow the advice of others blindly!
