" You don't have to be mad to eat raw food, but it definitely helps!"
There is a huge debate going on about this at this very moment. Led by Quack Watch and other Anti Raw web sites who state that anyone who follows the raw food diet is completely bonkers.
RAW FOODERS ARE STRANGE
Granted, a great number of people who follow raw food when compared to conventional character models appear some what stranger than the average person. But having said that, there are some pretty strange people out there eating cooked food too, and people committing serious crime. At the time of writing this no raw fooders have been locked up for armed robbery or from committing knife crime of any sorts.
RAW FOODISM IS A CULT
Another popular put down by the conventional thinking world is that anyone who is into raw food is a member of a strange fruit eating cult and should be feared. A spokesman for MacDonalds fast food restaurant agreed that anyone who eats a high percentage of fruit in their diet must be certified. Police have warned parents of raw fooders to look out for signs that their children are getting healthier and more agreeable than normal. These are clear signs that they are becoming nutritionally superior and that action needs to be taken sooner rather than later. The government have set up a Fast Food Hot Line for any one who is concerned about their children eating too healthily.
RAW FOODERS ARE FANATICAL
There have been several cases that back up these allegations especially from certain raw food fractions within the raw food itself. Certain "Raw Food Gurus" as they are called actively encourage raw food propaganda by stirring up great loyalty and encouraging raw newbie's to go out onto the streets preaching the word of raw veganism.
Airport security has been tightened in many of the worlds airports as a countermeasure to these raw food activists and the smuggling of fruit onboard aircraft has also been encountered instead of those people eating the regular aircraft meals which in the words of one airline "Are almost the same as eating real food..you can hardly tell the difference".
EATING DISORDERS
Some "experts" warn that anyone eating raw food has an eating disorder and should seek out their GP immediately. It is true that a great number of people who come to raw food have eating disorders. They have often lived their whole lives with eating disorders whilst eating cooked food but this is immediately forgotten once they enter the raw food arena. A spokesman from the League of Quackery Hunters claimed that cooked food eating disorders aren't as bad as raw food eating disorders and so should not be confusing this issue.
Fortunately you have come to what is probably the most sensible raw food site on the planet. There is no madness just good honest raw food information and a balanced outlook on life.
Hail to the fruit god of never ending Mangos and bananas may the seed of your fruit give us joy and health always.
FRUITALUYA
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