It would seem that there are no limits as to what some people will purchase and consume in the name of health and longevity and to avoid ageing and death. Here is the latest ground breaking product that is sure to help people live for years.....
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RAW HUMOUR's AIR HUMILIATER
IT's OFFICIAL! There is no safe thing that you do that doesn't affect your health in some way or another...but don't worry...because somewhere out there, there is some enterprising individual who is ready and waiting to provide YOU with the product that will protect you!
The RAW HUMOUR AIR HUMILIATER is the ONLY Air Humiliater on the planet that is able to transform cooked air into raw filtered air using patented technology.
Breathing in cooked air, especially if you have central heating can begin drying you up and leave you looking like a dry wrinkled prune.
Raw Humiliated Air gently hydrates and appears to turn back the ageing clock leaving you looking more youthful and vibrant.
Raw Humour's Air Humiliater works at a deeper than deep cellular level which only a few people even know about. It's would be impossible to explain because it is simply so complex and complicated that it would boggle your brain and potentially cause damage to the inner membrane of your cranial circulatory system.
Instead of worrying about how it works, just buy one and feel the difference for yourself. After 4 weeks it should have sorted all of the above symptoms out*
*Except Low Bank Balance as the Raw Humour Air Humiliater is very expensive!
Please read the small print below before purchasing
DISCLAIMER: The Raw Humour air Humiliator has not been tested by scientists and no guarantee can be made as to the health improving claims made by Raw Humour under European law 345(b) Sub section 6 of Codex Alimental the buyer must be wary and research for himself any claims before purchasing.
VITAMIN L12
Vitamin L12 is a key factor in health and is ignored by many of the serious top health authorities in the world. Like B12 it is often missing in many people's diets. Vitamin L12 is produced in more amounts when you laugh, hence it's adopted name The Laughter Vitamin. Laughter and happiness are therefore two major factors in health as well as diet.
To see if you have a Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome then take the FREE RAW HUMOUR Vitamin L12 Deficiency Test Click here
Happiness...what is happiness?
Many would argue that the pursuit of happiness is what life is all about. When you begin to disect happiness it begins to get as complicated as trying to work out health and what makes us all healthy. Happiness can be described simply as a state of mind but there are a whole range of factors that need to be met before we can experience happiness and that perfect peaceful state of mind that makes us feel like we are definitely right where we should be, doing what we should be doing, with the people we should be doing it with.
Modern life has got way too stressful
Modern life it would seem has been specially designed to reduce our happiness, or at very least make it so that only a few people get to experience happiness consistently while the rest spend most of their time in less than happy states of mind doing and experiencing things that make them unhappy, stressed, angry and even violent.
The complexities of happiness
Happiness like health is made up of many different factors. biochemical imbalances can cause us to be unhappy and force people to experience depression that prevents you from being able to experience being happy in any given moment. These biochemical imbalances can be caused by your external environment and exposure to environmental pollution and electro magnetic frequencies that interfere with our body that is after all a highly complex biological organism operated by chemicals and electrical signals.
Emotional factors
All of us have emotinal needs that need to be met for us to feel happy. You might be eating a well balanced healthy diet but if you are stuck in a negative relationship for example, then your emotional happiness will undoubtedly be affected. The daily effects can be small the damage is accumulative and gradually drains you.
A sign
Unhappiness can be a sign that change is needed. It can be your body letting you know that your life needs a serious overhaul. All too often these signals are ignored. The thing is that although they might go away for a bit, they often come back worse than before until they get so bad that you have to stop and listen to them. In some cases they make you stop and listen by giving you a heart attack or by sapping all your energy completely and causing M.E. like symptoms. Without knowing it, or feeling it creep up on you, very soon you can be suffering with what I refer to as Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome
As mentioned before health and happiness are interlinked. When one is affected so is the other. Some people are so focused on their happiness that they ignore health, right up until they get sick, and then they find it hard to be happy. Some people are so focused on their health that their emotional happiness needs are ignored, which only adds to their health problems.
Happiness is not just about laughing and having fun
It is about creating a life that has meaning and that makes you feel wanted and needed. It's about being in tune with yourself and about helping others to feel the same. Just look around and see how many unhappy rich people and celebrity A listers there are who on the face of it have everything that you could ever want. Just look a little harder and you'll discover people who on the face of it have nothing, and yet they are the happiest people you will ever meet.
Again RAW HUMOUR aims to steer a sensible path somewhere up the middle of these two extremes encouraging people to focus on all the various areas of their lives.
To see if you might be suffering with an L12 Deficiency take the FREE online TEST click here
VITAMIN L12 DEFICIENCY SYNDROME
Ask any conventional doctor what Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome is, and they will stare at you like you are an alien that's just landed on the planet in a spaceship! That's because they haven't ever heard of it! Doctors are not trained in Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome simply because there aren't any drugs that can replace genuine laughter and happiness.
Just because doctors aren't trained in it, and they have never heard of it, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Rather like at the end of the 19th century when leading doctors of the day had no idea why their patients were dying on the slabs, not knowing that microbes were to blame. They didn't know about microbes then, but that didn't mean that they didn't exist. Today, as anyone with a high powered microscope knows, microbes are everywhere! So too then is Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome.
How does L12 Deficiency occur?
Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome starts when you cease to laugh enough in order to stimulate the L12 production glands that are situated just behind your lowest rib on both sides of the rib cage. This is why for centuries people tickle each other lovingly under the ribs, in order to stimulate production of Vitamin L12. In order to laugh properly, we need a supply of Vitamin L12 to help the nervous system jiggle into action.
Once produced L12 circulates around the body and working synergystically with many other key nutrients, helps all other functions of the body, by helping vessels and other circulatory systems within the body relax, thereby helping flow. Where there is flow, there is health. Where there is no flow, there is stagnation and disease. Laughter helps things flow!
You could say that L12 is the unknown factor that makes all other vitamins and minerals more absorbable and more effective and easier to assimilate. When someone stops laughing and life gets too stressful, then the body has to work harder to do the same job! Your body can only compensate for deficiencies for so long, then the external symptoms start to be felt. This is why so many people are becoming depressed these days!
Symptoms of Vitamin L12 Deficiency Syndrome:
- Inability to laugh
- Sufferer may become way too serious about everything
- Easy to anger
- Attracted to extremism
- Overly acidic body (Laughing is Alkalising)
- Irritability
- Stress like symptoms
- No sense of humour
- Increased susceptability to disease
- Slow healing rate
- Increased desire to cause conflict in online chatrooms!
To check to see if you are Vitamin L12 Deficient, take RAW HUMOUR'S FREE online Vitamin L12 Deficiency TEST here
RAW HUMOUR MERCHANDISE - GREETINGS CARDS
RAW HUMOUR GREETINGS CARDS
An alternative selection of cards that will hopefully bring a smile to the ones you love!
To purchase simply click on the T Shirt and buy from my cafepress shop
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What better way is there of telling a man you love him, than by buying him a pair of these sexy RAW MEN SOAK THEIR NUTS boxer shorts!
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RAW HUMOUR MERCHANDISE - I AM RAWER THAN YOU T shirt
Don't keep it a secret! Let every know that you are RAWER THAN THEM!
Be one of the first proud owners of this genuine RAW HUMOUR I AM RAWER THAN YOU T Shirts.
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RAW HUMOUR MERCHANDISE "RAWER LONGER THAN YOU" - Wall Clock
How would you like a permanent reminder to all your friends that you have been rawer longer than them, blatantly displayed on your wall?
Be one of the first proud owners of this genuine RAW HUMOUR I HAVE BEEN RAWER LONGER THAN YOU modern wall clock.
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